MAGNIFICENT BASTARD TEE
This is a Magnificent Bastard T-shirt. It is for Magnificent Bastards, and it is a T-shirt. (Sounds complicated, I know. Stay with me.)
If you are a Magnificent Bastard, and you currently need a T-shirt, this is a T-shirt that you could buy. I’m not saying you should buy it—only that you could buy it. Do whatever you want. It’s a free-ish country. But if you do choose to buy it, you should understand the power and responsibility that comes with this T-shirt.
Allegedly, and mere glimpse of the Magnificent Bastard tee immediately compels people to pour you their most fancy and rare whisk(e)ys…allegedly.
Printed on a Bella + Canvas cotton tee. Sizing chart.
Back of tee is blank.