{"title":"Bastard's Ball 2026","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"bastards-ball-2026-merch-bundle","title":"BASTARD'S BALL 2026 MERCH BUNDLE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBundle includes:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Limited-edition T-shirt\u003cbr\u003e- Single-run Crowded Barrel hat\u003cbr\u003e- Branded cowboy bandana\u003cbr\u003e- Branded mini Glencairn\u003cbr\u003e- Limited-edition challenge coin\u003cbr\u003e- High-quality branded cinch pack to carry all your loot (works great for hauling home any bottles you happen to accrue too :wink:)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePRE-ORDER ONLY. \u003cbr\u003eNot available for purchase day of the event. \u003cbr\u003ePick up will be upon arrival. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSee you sooon!\u003cbr\u003e(Orders that require shipment will be sent out the week before and the week following Bastards Ball.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-ebf7a1c2-7fff-1107-98ca-180d31c64e55\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey Tribe","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":53494897934630,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":53494897967398,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":53494898000166,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":53494898032934,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large","offer_id":53494898065702,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXX-Large","offer_id":53494898098470,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXXX-Large","offer_id":53494898131238,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0095\/6389\/7903\/files\/FallBastardsBall2026_3.png?v=1785184146"},{"product_id":"whiskey-tribes-bastards-ball-2026-ticket","title":"WHISKEY TRIBE'S BASTARD'S BALL 2026 TICKET","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE BASTARD'S BALL: FALL EDITION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Saturday, October 3rd, 2026 | 2pm - 7pm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomewhere between the stars and the sagebrush, out past the edge of the map, a barrel with a suspiciously intelligent bunghole is gargling at us again. We don't always know what it wants. We rarely question it. This time, it said one word, over and over, in a voice like a saloon door swinging in zero gravity:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBLEND?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur ears perked. Something we've always wanted to do but never quite pulled off. Crafting a community blend in real life. This might just be the year the bunghole gets its wish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis year's theme: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSPACE COWBOYS in the COSMIC BUNGHOLE\u003cbr\u003e A frontier of whisk(e)y where cosmic and classic collide - because the best things in life (and the best drams) often come from blending great things together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can expect\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003eFree whisk(e)y tastings from Crowded Barrel's own ever-growing lineup; quested, distilled, sourced, aged, finished, smoked, and yes, blended\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA handpicked crew of guest distillers nominated by YOU when you claim your ticket (more on that below)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBadass frontier-adjacent makers: blacksmiths, hat makers, leather workers, wood workers, and other outlaws of the craft\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLive music, tasty food, maybe even some boozy ice cream?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCigars, cocktails, and the smoking\/sipping of said items\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePotentially some MB blending of epic proportions?!?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhatever the bunghole tells us to do between now and October. We don't question it, we just bask in its wisdom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTicket Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs a Patreon supporter, your ticket is free! This year we've got TWO Balls on the calendar, meaning easier parking and way more room to actually enjoy the ride. Can't make the fall date? A second Ball is already saddled up for spring 2027 (official date TBD).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you claim your ticket, \u003cstrong\u003eyou'll also get to nominate a distillery \u003c\/strong\u003eyou'd love to see riding into town with us. We'll round up the most requested names and start sending out invites with the final lineup dropping closer to the big day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTreat your ticket like a firm RSVP. Only claim it if you're confident you'll make it. If your plans change, let us know so we can pass it along to another Magnificent Bastard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMerch Bundle:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSame badass bundle you know and love except this year, for the first time ever, you don't have to be on the property to claim one. Any patron can order the bundle, whether you're riding in with us or watching from afar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBundle includes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-Limited-edition T-shirt\u003cbr\u003e-Single-run Crowded Barrel hat\u003cbr\u003e-Branded cowboy bandana\u003cbr\u003e-Branded mini Glencairn\u003cbr\u003e-Limited-edition challenge coin\u003cbr\u003e-High-quality branded cinch pack to carry all your loot (works great for hauling home any bottles you happen to accrue too 😉)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd if you're on the property with us that day? 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