CROWDED BARREL WEE GLEN
Imagine, if you can: Your whiskey, but smaller. Sleeker. More mobile. Versatile. Agile. Some may even say cuter.
Using a revolutionary new technique known as THE SAME THING BUT SMALLER, science has brought us ever closer to the tiny whiskey dream of the future. Whiskey Tribe Wee Glens hold a mere 40% of a traditional Glencairn, meaning you can drink 2.5x more than usual.
Don't check my math, it's fine.