CROWDED BARREL ZIP HOODIE
Ceremonial hooded tunic, emblazoned with sigils of power upon the back and holy text over the heart. When the hood is fully activated, your invisibility spells become 27% more effective around security cameras. Just sayin'... Ancient heroes wore such tunics before questing, battling, feasting and drinking. More recently, such garb has been spotted amongst a clandestine group of unruly drunkards, rogues, and vagabonds known as "Magnificent Bastards".