Mystery Merch Bundle

Are you a curious sum’b*tch looking for a surprise?
Do you slide through the shadows hungry for a piping hot mystery?
Or perhaps you’re just a cheap bastard ready to score a deal.

Either way - we got a treat for ya. 

Go in BLIND with this mysterious MYSTERY MERCH BOX. 
It’s got $100 worth of that sweet merchy merch - but only costs you $40.
WHAT? That deal is crazy! How is this even possible?!

I’ll tell ya how. The catch is - you get what you get.
The sales final, capeesh?

What’s in it you ask? There’s no way to know. You just gotta dip your toes in and find out. 

~Rumor has it - it’s a lot of previously released merch that takes up a lot of room and we’d rather you guys have it.~

You just need to choose a T-Shirt size and then you’ll be on your way.

Cheers - you magnificently mysterious bastard.