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WHISKEY TRIBE'S BASTARD'S BALL 2025 TICKET
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WHISKEY TRIBE'S BASTARD'S BALL 2025 TICKET

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THE BASTARD’S BALL

Saturday, October 4th, 2025 | 2pm – 7pm

Prepare for a legendary gathering of Magnificent Bastards as we embark on a day of shenanigans and whiskey-fueled adventure down here in the heart of Texas.

This year’s theme:
 MOOCHY PYTHON AND THE HOLY DRAM
 A Monty Python-inspired day of whisk(e)y, laughter, and absurdity.

You can expect:

  • Free whisk(e)y tastings from several exceptional distilleries

  • Games (some competitive, some ridiculous)

  • Delicious food (finest food trucks in all the land)

  • Coffee, Tea & Cocktails (now that Alchemy is FINALLY open!)

  • Cigars and the smoking of said cigars

  • Shenanigans and surprises

  • Maybe even killer bunnies???

  • Lots of Mooching (obviously)

  • And probably other stuff that we either forgot to mention or add last minute just for fun!

Ticket Info:

As a Patreon supporter, your ticket is free!
We’re limited to 500 total tickets. Each Magnificent Bastard may claim up to 2 tickets (one for you and one for your chosen companion).

Please treat your ticket as a firm RSVP. Only claim it if you’re confident you’ll attend. If something changes, let us know as soon as possible so we can pass the ticket to another MB.

Event updates will be posted here, on Patreon, and sent via email in the weeks leading up to the Ball.

Merch Bundle (Pre-Order Only):

As you know, we try our darndest to keep this event free & fun for you guys, but a great way to support us to continue this tradition is by snagging one of these BADASS EXCLUSIVE MERCH BAGS!!!!
If you’d like to pre-order the exclusive 2025 Merch Bundle, click HERE or follow the link sent in your confirmation email.
Sales end August 15th, 2025. Pick up at the event.

Bundle includes:

  • Limited-edition T-shirt

  • Single - Run Crowded Barrel Hat

  • Branded Mini Glencairn

  • Exclusive Challenge Coin

  • Branded Glass Water Bottle w/ Silicone Sleeve

  • Wooden CB Mug

  • High-quality branded cinch pack to carry all your loot (works great for holding any bottles you happen to accrue too 😉)

So gather your coconuts, polish your chalices, and prepare for a day of noble nonsense and glorious drams.
 This is your quest. The Holy Dram awaits. And be’ith are we THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NEAT!

~ The Magnificent Bastard

Questions? Send a raven (or an email) to: store@whiskeytribe.com

Click HERE, to order an exclusive Merch Bundle!