TUBE SOCK OF MAGNIFICENCE TEE

TUBE SOCK OF MAGNIFICENCE.

Ever heard of it???
Damn right you have.
Because YOU are a Magnificent Bastard who knows things.

A sock steeped in a rich tapestry of secrecy, rebellion, and downright audacity.
Back in the earliest days of our whiskey community, the humble sock became a covert courier, smuggling donated bottles past prying eyes with a sly wink and zero shame.
Then came Patreon. The bureaucratic overlords declared, "No whiskey perks for your patrons!" But the Tube Sock of Magnificence? It laughed in the face of their so-called “guidelines.”

This sock didn’t just carry bottles—it carried the spirit of a community determined to outwit, outlast, and outpour the nonsense.
As a proud member of this tribe, you can wear a symbol of rebellion, creativity, and sheer sock-fueled defiance. Wear it wisely. Wear it responsibly. And wear it knowing that only you have the RAW POWER & WISDOM to know what lies within its supple cottony threads.

Front: Magnificent Bastard Logo
Back: Tube Sock Of Magnificence